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Great Mispronunciations

Our list of the Top Ten Great Mispronunciations

10. “Will it be done in a cup of more minutes?”
Regan, Age 3

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9. “What in the elephant is going on here!”
Avery, Age 4

8. Jake: “Mom do you know what a salami is? Not the one you eat but the one that causes a huge tidal wave, it can knock down buildings, kill people and destroy a city. It happened in Japan Mom” Me: “Honey it’s called a Tsunami not salami”. Jake: “I thought that was a funny name for a big water wave. Mom, Barack Obama said, “Hey people of Japan, I will help you.” Me: “How is Barack Obama going to help?” Jake: “He said he will send auctioneers to help design a new city and it will great again.” Me: “Honey I think you are trying to say engineers.” Jake: “Yeah Mom that’s it---but tell me did you know what a salami is? I mean Tsunami?”
Jake, Age 5

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7. When Jason was 3,we were at a buffet & he said to me "Mommy I want some wild women." He meant watermelon.
Jason, Age 3

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6. Remember when we went to "Indian-Applesauce" (Indianapolis
Miles, Age 5

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5. When I was correcting Matthew's use of the incorrect tense in a sentence he turned to me and said, "Dad you're just making up English words!"
Matthew, Age 5

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Madeline, Age 5

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3. "This is the Museum of Natural History (pretending). There's everything in here you could possibly think of: dinosaurs, lions, TORTILLAS."
Matthew, Age 5

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2. Regan: “Dada, I will miss you when you go to work.” Chris: “I don't have to work, it's Sunday!” Regan: “What happens on Moon Day?”
Regan, Age 3

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1. When asked what did Julia learned in school one day she said she learned about, "Things that go." I asked her to list some and she said, “Birds, planes, trains, haka haka's.” I asked her what a haka haka was and she said, “You know, those things that fly like airplanes.” I said do you mean helicopters? She said, “Yes, Haka Haka's.
Julia, Age 4

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