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Potty Laughs

Our List of Hilarious Potty Talk and Private Parts

10. "I need to invent a machine that will take all the poop out of Lyla" (his sister)
Matthew, Age 5

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10. Out of nowhere, my son comes up to me and says, "Mommy, I'm not a toilet. Don't flush me!"
Andrew, Age 3

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9. Being the only girl in a house of boys, my little guy asked this: "OK so boys have a penis, but what do girls have?" So I told him the proper name for a what a girl has. Then he looks at me and says, "Since you are a girl, you have a Te-shina, right mommy?"
Miles, Age 5

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8. "I want to stay on the toilet ALL day!"
Ellie, Age 3

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7. Kaleb was in the bedroom playing and I guess he found my stash of comdoms. He comes running out of the room trying to blow it up saying “Mommy, Mommy look I found a balloon....”
Kaleb, Age 7

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6. Scene: Julian and friend on a play date playing Star Wars. Setting: Julian in the bathroom taking a poop. Friend outside the bathroom door waving his light saber. Friend (talking through the door), "While you are in the bathroom, let’s pretend you are in a meeting and I have to fight off the Battle Droids." Julian ( still on the toilet), "Yes, I'm Obbie Won, in my meeting with Luke." They didn't miss a beat.
Julian, Age 7

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5. My husband found our son's wet pants on the bathroom floor, so he asked our son, "Hey, did you pee your pants?" To which our son said, "No, Daddy, my winky did!!"
Andrew, Age 3

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4. My daughter was in her room and a little too quiet! I checked up on her and she was walking out of her room with her hands behind her back. I asked what she was doing and she looked up at me in the saddest face ever, pulled out her hands, filled with poop and said, "I was trying to hide it Mama!"
Yanna, Age 1

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3. Ben walks in when I am in the bathroom and says, "Mommy, you always have to sit down on the potty. That's ‘cuz you have a China".
Ben, Age 3

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2. "Mommy why does Jakey's peepee hang out and not mine?"
Isabella, Age 2

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1. After coming out of the bathroom: “Mommy, Mommy, I washed my hands.” “Oh good, with soap and water??” “No with my pee-pee!”
Benjamin, Age 3

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1. "Hey Mommy, you know what? A butt is a little round circle. For real it is."
Miles, Age 5

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